None of these would have happened if it had not been for this shirt.
You got beat up by a girl. 你被一个女孩扁了?
booger 鼻屎
You are little fluff piece at the end of the news.
diaper 尿布
step into my web. 中我的圈套吧
chunk 胖子/小子
The shirt is a perfect fit.很合身
breast implants 隆胸
Ted's greatest hits. Ted's (女友)精选集
Back in LA, I was pretty broke.以前在洛杉矶时,我很潦倒。
What about that chick,Jackey?
Why did you guys break up then?
I was not ready for a big commitment.
You dumped a porn star? Friendship over!
Oh, search your soul, Robin. 你扪心自问
Metro News 1 pays you jack. 付你薪水
Why would Natali hang up on you?为什么Natalie挂断你的电话?
Did she cry her eyes out? 她很伤心吧?
You are awesome, maybe we should call it a day. 你很棒,咱关系就到此为止吧?
Who broke up with someone on the answering machine on her birthday?
This is the point that I am trying exactly to make, Marshal.
in my client's defence 我要为我当事人说两句
You should have done it in person.
I am gonna make this thing right.我要把这个事情纠正过来
Was that all? 就这么多了么?
Self respct is overated. 自尊被高估了
It's ineffable. 这无以言表
Cliche is a cliche for a reason.It is comforting.陈词滥调之所以是陈词滥调是有理由的,它可以安慰人
Seriously, honey, men are working here.
just let it out.哭出来吧
what is going on is you broke my heart over my answering machine on my birthday. It took me 3 years to get over you. You track me down, beg me to go out with you only to dump me 3 weeks later on my birthday.
I am bleeding internally.我在内出血
That is how I end up with Natalie, no happily ever after, just a whole lot of hurt.这就是我和natalie的结局,没有“从此过上了幸福美满的生活”,只有无尽的伤害。 |